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Posted on April 27 , 2010 In Uncategorized

American Cuming

Jazelline is this smokeshow behind the arab deli over on Broadway. I’ve literally known her since I was a little fucking kid and her tits seem to get bigger and bigger. She is a good 12 years my senior, and I’ve watched her develop english over the years.
I’m pretty sure she’s a mail-order bride because [...]

Posted on April 15 , 2010 In Uncategorized

Butt-ba-que

Dave and I are getting into a heated discussion over who has the bigger cock and we talk about all of the same partners we had and how they reacted to getting a mammoth manslinger shoved in their wet cunts.
Kristin “Butthole” Mason, who’s got a penchant for getting double fucked and stuffed in every whole, [...]

Posted on April 2 , 2010 In Uncategorized

Trick This

Camina rally put me through a near anxiety attack on April 1st when she told me she was pregnant and now today she was telling me she’s really sorry and that she never meant it to hurt me she just thought it would be funny. But I get scared as shit when I hear stuff [...]

Posted on March 27 , 2010 In Uncategorized

Need It

Being a therapist my patients have all sorts of crazy needs. Freddie needs his ativan ASAP when he runs out, so I write him a script and send it in.
Carl needs to talk to someone every time he gets into a fight with his brother so he calls me on an emergency line and I [...]

Posted on February 15 , 2010 In Uncategorized

Serena’s Serene Position

It was a Valentine’s Day party with a costume theme. We all basically just said fuck Valentine’s Day, not of us our seeing any significant other and none of us our faithful enough to be truthful to our so-called lover on valentine’s day anyway, so we might as well have a good time!
And so it [...]

Posted on February 2 , 2010 In Uncategorized

Andreea’s benchmark

It was my decision to give Andree the curse before the gift. I had it all pre-planned and everything. I knew she had been partying around and letting a bunch of cats on the football team rail her from behind, with rumors of her having a predilection for taking it in the ass.
So, as a [...]

Posted on January 22 , 2010 In Uncategorized

Favor For A Favor

I was real hyped up when Jasper told me he had a chick for me.
Not because I was interested in going on a date or anything like that, but because he knows my behavior and found a chick that’s a good match for me.
He said he has a chick that just wants to fuck and [...]

Posted on January 12 , 2010 In Uncategorized

Sexual Healing

Working in the psychology department wasn’t exactly my choosing. I know I am underqualified for the job, but all the barely legal pussy that waltzes into that place is more than meets the eye.
You have these underconfident hotties wearing tight pants, fresh from the gym in spandex, flaunting their slender frames and bubbly butts. It [...]

Posted on January 2 , 2010 In Uncategorized

Movie Treat

Kyle told me he knew a chick that really needed a cock inside her and was begging to fuck. She had tried desperately to fuck Kyle, but he is very picky so it was to no avail.
So, Kyle sets me up with this girl early at the bar one day and I feel how horny [...]

Posted on December 22 , 2009 In Uncategorized

Early Morning Muff Mayhem

It was the end of senior year and I was getting really lazy and the lack of fire to do anything but fuck the snot out of my girlfriend was killing me. I couldn’t even get up in the morning to go to class. The only time I could get up is when I snuck [...]